June 12, 2009

sing us the song of the century

Date: June 12
Mood: restless
Listening To: 'Look After You' by The Fray
Famous People Born Today: 1924 George Bush, 1928 Richard M. Sherman, 1929 Anne Frank, 1930 Jim Nabors, 1951 Brad Delp


ahh i haven't been on blogger in so long...
*shrugs excitedly* it's exciting!
i missed you all and i missed posting. but alas...
*looks dramatically into the middle-distance* let us look forward, not back.
time for the weather report! yes, you either find this annoying or love it, yeah?
*wearing a weatherman coat* right now it is 68 degrees and cloudy in beautiful luray, virginia.
so what is new in my life [other than the weather]? let us see...
*tapping chin thoughtfully* hmm... well...
i'm loving the new green day album, for serious. it's a little repetitive, but it's really good!
*eye twitches* the only thing that could ruin such a lovely thing?
the fact that crazy victoria likes green day, too.
*mourning* why does she have all the same likes as me??
and lucky for her, she just completely ignores my bestie lily-pagan now!
*snarls* well, well. lucky lily!
not me. nope. she has a vice grip on me and i don't know how...
*hangs head* but alas, i'm under specific instruction to be nice to her...
basically so she doesn't rip my head off since she's famous for it. my friend june was telling me horror stories of crazy victoria before i joined the homeschooling group.
*cracks whip* somehow, i tame her. crazy, right?
but seriously she was talking about how she used to cut off chunks of her hair and stab herself with needles. okay, i understand self harm, but that seems a little weird.
*smiles encouragingly* i've known cutters, i write for cutters. i understand, don't worry.
but that bitch is on the crazy train, because i've never seen mood swings quite like that!!
*rubs her hands together, joyously* but you know why i'm happy?
my mom bought me the adam lambert rolling stone! ahh i've already read it, too. i won't go into details, because i want you to read it for yourself, but i'm utterly unaffected by him being gay.
*rubbing her face on the cover* and of course, the pics were gorgeous!
and part of me just wanted to see what he was like without the Idol sweetener. short answer?
*holding up letters like a cheerleader* A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!
seriously, he's so funny and sharp. it's awesome. if there was a must watch-see-read, he would win one.
*Uncle Sam point* nevertheless! i want YOU to read adam in the rolling stone!
ahh i love the rolling stone. the same magazine that brought me the fabulous news that lady gaga is bi. i was like... "yeah sister! me too!"
*rolls her eyes* of course crazy victoria was bitching about that, too.
and she was like "did you know lady gaga is bi? but her only attraction to women is physical." and i was just like "oh, that's okay. she could be my friends with benefits."
*cold breeze blows by* and then there was silence.
i have a habit of blurting out socially inappropriate comments at random. it's not a disease or anything, it's just kind of quirk.
*hangs head in shame* you may have already noticed that though...
speaking of my quirks, i have the explain my newest one [it also explains the random emo thing at the top.] so anyway, i have this habit of saying something is so "hardcore."
*recalling all the times i've said "hardcore"* A LOT.
i'm not sure why or when it started. but i tend to say something like "oh yes, he's so hardcore." i can't stop myself. i just seem to say it.
*cocks her head* isn't that so hardcore?
anyway, on one of my all time favorite blogs, she made a list of things she wanted to do over the summer. and since summer is approaching, i figured i'd make mine. [homage to anni[eek!]]
  • break into that abandoned house by the park
  • see star trek 7 times before it's out of theaters
  • stand up to julie, the queen bitch of thespian camp
  • come out to all my friends that didn't already know
  • sneak into movies i didn't pay to see [got idea from anni[eek!]]
  • get more auditions for theaters and do well! [ambitions]
  • walk to hayden's house and make her take a walk with me
  • dye the blue back into my hair, shortly followed by convincing crazy victoria i didn't do it because adam has black hair with a blue streak
  • belt out don't stop believin' downtown with LP and nicole
  • get matt giraud to follow me on twitter!!!
i could probably think of more, but those are my top 10.
*laughs* yeah, the one about matt is real.
i'm kind of weird and quirky, but it's absolutely no fun at all to be normal, am i right?
*fist pump* right!
also, a new exciting release to chase down the new green day album!
*flapping hands at nothing* Fired Up! came out on DVD!!
and of course, i own it. i have to have lily-pagan over to watch it, since i saw it in the theater with danielle. i think she'd be a little freaked out by it, but it's great!
*flips hair, sparkles come out* pop some popcorn, get into my muffin pajamas, watch some Fired Up! with LP...
oh! i've got another confession. and this one is pretty weird and kind of creepy.
*shifty eyes* i have a growing obsession with little girls.
not sexually!! no, no, no! just that they're so cute and sweet. of course, LP freaked out when i said that i liked the blonde ones the best. but nicole thinks little girls are adorable, too.
*thumbs up* so at least i have someone to be creepy with!
speaking of nicole and creepy things. nicole has been egging me on to kiss isabelle. but i think that would completely blow her straight little mind. and it might ruin our friendship...
*yikes face* oh ouch...
but if i ever move away, or she ever does, i'm puckering up, babe.
*the room falls silent* socially inappropriate outbursts like that...
well, before i say too much, i better just deliver the must watch-see-hear and skidaddle.
*opening a letter like on the oscars* and the must watch-see-hear goes to...
the friends with benefits - EP by electric valentine! yes, it's very obscure but you can get it on iTunes if you have it. i love electric valentine, too.
*nodding, proud of herself* crazy sexy dance music. yes sir.
well, i'll try to post again soon on this blog and my other blogs. take care everyone! and don't forget to leave me a crayon! love those things!
*blowing kisses* muah! goodnight!

live, love, a kiss could be deadly

PS: does anyone ever actually check out what i recommend for the must watch-see-hear? just curious, you know?
PSS: this post has been so hardcore x]

June 1, 2009

you're awful, i love you!

Date: June 1
Mood: sick yet giddy
Listening To: 'Mr. Brightside' by The Killers
Famous People Born Today: 1926 Marilyn Monroe, 1930 Edward Woodward, 1937 Morgan Freeman, 1975 Alanis Morissette


do you notice something different about the blog? well... do ya?
*happy flapping* that's because the whole thing is totally new!
i didn't change the name and go the whole nine yards, but i got a new temple and header, i only show one post and the sidebar is way shorter.
*sparkles in her eyes* much joy.
err i better just give you the whether report before i forget.
*wearing a weatherman coat* it's now 67 degrees and cloudy in this lovely part of virginia.
yes, it is still pretty warm for this late at night.
*gestures to the sidebar* let me say one thing quickly...
20 followers? my love, that is excellent. considering i used to have a no face blog that i practically had to beg people to follow, this is improvement. thank you all for sticking with me!
*shifty eyes* err i know most of you haven't been following this very long. but nevertheless, thanks.
so what shall our first topic of the night be...? hmm...
*sighs* i'm sorry, but i just have to weigh in on this.
susan boyle. i HATE her. i watched her audition on youtube and i was like "hot dayumm this lady can siing!" but the more i watched the more i was like...
*jaw drops* "wow, she can sing, but is she a conceited bitch or what??"
and then she had all her public meltdowns and i was like "get a GRIP!" and then her boyfriend judge pierce morgan came rushing to her side, blogging about how people should give her a break. and i was like...
*puts on a flat brimmed hat, channeling chris brown* "yo! she's a media hungry spaz! how about YOU give ME a break!"
and then when i heard she didn't win i was just like "phew!" yeah, i guess sorry to any who liked her. but keep in mind i never said she couldn't sing!
*pish posh hand wave* but "blog" is basically another word for "opinion"
and now i've heard that she was admitted to a mental hospital and i'm just like "it took you that long to figure out she's unwell? really people?"
*bats eyelashes* but all that aside... is there anything cheerful to talk about?
ahh i've been missing lily-pagan because she went to hopewell (also in virginia) to help her uncle move.
*sticks out her tongue* LP has a crazy and confused family. i won't go into details.
speaking of family, the good news is that i might be able to go see my brother gabe and my dad this summer! glee!
*boo boo lip* yes, my parents are divorced.
but they live in knoxville, tennessee. so it takes us about 7 or 8 hours to drive there.
*smiles cheerfully* but i usually only see him in the summer and then around christmas time so it's worth the drive!
gabe is three years older than me. we've always been pretty close because we can still call and text and stuff.
*pokes her cheeks* and then of course his adorable girlfriend!
yes, he has this adorable girlfriend of 1 year and 5 months now. her name is bailey. she's only a year older than me so that's ultra coolio.
*Kris/Logan Jay point* bailey -> mucho love
people usually think that people with divorced parents must have had tortured lives and unfortunately sure some have. not me. nope. my parents both love me and gabe, they just don't love each other.
*sigh of relief* and there was no heated custody battle because they just both agreed that it would be much harder on us to have custody problems.
see? they both have our best interests at heart. so gabe and my dad live in knoxville and me and my mom live in luray. and we all get together over the summer and around christmas.
*beaming with pride* so very luckily for me, it's a good life.
but yes, expect many posts of amusing tales from tennessee.
*dramatic announcer voice* coming summer 2009!
but the one trouble is... i have been soooo sick! blurg, it's awful.
*sways faintly* i've puked 6 times in the last two days...
i'm feeling a little better and i even made my mom take me to the chinese buffet that i always go to with dana.
*makes a heart with her hands* gotta love that panda buffet!
so despite my apparent flu, i got to go to lunch with my mom and start getting excited over my summer in tennessee! glee!
*counting on her fingers* but we usually only stay in tennesse for about two to three weeks. but i'll bring my laptop or just blog from gabe's so never fear!
*wearing a cape* anastasia is here!
well anyway, it's getting late and i should catch some sleep because i'm feeling ill. let me just give out the must watch-see-hear.
*opening a letter like on the oscars* and the must watch-see-hear goes to...
abbey road! an album by the beatles! ha ha ha i just got into my older music and stuff and i'm loving my abbey road and joshua tree.
*Uncle Sam point* it's a must watch-see-hear!
well, good night everyone and i hope that everyone is healthier than me but still having just as good of a day as me!
*blowing kisses* muah! love you all!

live, love, U2

PS: ahh so irked by all this fuss over twilight and the new moon trailer. reminded me, what's so special about it?? rob pattinson is fugly! AHH!
PSS: lmao did you see some of the fashion at the MTV movie awards? hideous! my inner flaming queen always finds the red carpet the funnest part of award shows. x]